notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

(via sabrina-furlan)

358,417 notes



amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed

(via lesbihonestsays)

128,513 notes


I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has. (via lykereally)

(Source: staaaaaaahp, via wandurlusting)

375,022 notes

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them. ― Laurell K. Hamilton (via psych-quotes)

(via letttheworldknowwewerehere)

44,567 notes

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(via supbonita)

99,971 notes